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Bear Arms

While we were jump­ing, Dan told us some great sto­ries about bungee jump­ing and just his inter­est­ing life.

Turns out, he first got into bungee jump­ing by way of mountaineering/​climbing/​rappelling. He ran into the Kock­el­man Broth­ers, who were pio­neers of bungee jump­ing. (And John, the older brother, was an engi­neer­ing stu­dent at UCD!) How­ever, he had dif­fer­ences of opin­ion with them about jump styles and equip­ment, so he went off on his own and made Icarus.

He also told us about how dan­ger­ous the area around this bridge could be. Hum­boldt County is famous for their meth labs and pot farms, so you want to be very care­ful where you go. And then there’s the dan­gers of nature as well. Dan likes to camp near the bridge the night before. How­ever, there is no recep­tion in the area, so one night, he started fol­low­ing the riverbed back towards town to make a call. About a quarter-​mile down the river, he noticed that there was a bear shad­ow­ing him on the other bank. The water was only about six inches high, so the bear could have eas­ily charged across the river to attack him. He only had a hand­gun on him for pro­tec­tion, and told him­self that he was never com­ing back out here with­out a rifle.

So after we all jumped, Dan showed us both the pis­tol and rifle he had in the Jeep. The rifle was a MAS-​49/​56 that he had got­ten sur­plus for $125 (it now goes for around $800). He also mod­i­fied from 7.5mm French ammo to the more com­monly found .308. And he let us all fire it.

He then fired off the rest of the rounds in that mag­a­zine. (He hadn’t fin­ished con­vert­ing the mag­a­zines yet, and the shorter .308 ammo doesn’t sit quite right.)

Tim C and him hit it off quite well after that, as you can imag­ine. Turns out, Dan, being a com­bat engi­neer and all, is really into guns, and also mod­i­fy­ing and machin­ing his own. He has the same .50 cal­iber gun as Tim C, and has made a sec­ond one. He also told tim C about a 1,000 yard range in the area where he can fire it.

We (well, mostly the two of them) kept talk­ing for a while after we were done jump­ing. Then a black SUV with a yel­low light rack came to one end of the bridge and just stayed there for a while, so we felt it was a good idea to pack up and move on. Turns out, it was just a mail truck, but still.

So yeah, Dan’s a really cool guy, and I look for­ward to our next adven­ture with him… bungee jump­ing or otherwise.

Jesus vs. Batman

Thanks to Vince T for shar­ing this with me!

Beware, the fol­low­ing could be con­sid­ered offen­sive or sac­ri­le­gious. I think it’s fair game since one troll was out­done by another.

These images might be a bit dif­fi­cult to read, so check the orig­nal link above the pictures.

As I some­what jok­ingly replied to Vince T’s post on Face­book, I am insulted that the Jesus team implied Bat­man would kill Jesus and allow him to use his res­ur­rec­tion abil­ity. Every­one knows Bat­man never kills. Then again, they also called him a Mar­vel hero.

But on a more seri­ous level, I’m kinda dis­turbed at the fact that one of the Jesus team used the “fic­tional” argu­ment against Bat­man mul­ti­ple times. Yes, obvi­ously Bat­man is made up. That’s why Bob Kane always gets cred­ited. I do not believe that there was an actual man named Bruce Wayne who sharp­ened his sur­vivor guilt, need for revenge, and super­hu­man willpower into a crime-​fighting super­hero alter-​ego. At the same time, whether an actual man named Jesus lived or not, I also do not believe he did all those things the Bible says he did. Over a thou­sand years of oral tra­di­tion, trans­la­tion, hand-​copying, edit­ing, com­bin­ing mul­ti­ple sources, and pol­i­tics pretty much guar­an­tees that.

These are both mytho­log­i­cal fig­ures, and their sto­ries are meant to inspire, to teach, to explain, and to enter­tain. Isn’t that more than enough?

Oh, and on a bit of a tan­gent, Azrael and Cru­sader are cast­ing judge­ment on all the heroes of Gotham at the moment. Here’s Tim Drake’s encounter with them:

Tim would actual be the one I’d put money on to pass the chal­lenges, but he is dis­qual­i­fied for being an unbe­liever. This is one of my big­ger stick­ing points with Chris­tian­ity. Why is belief a pre­req? Why can’t you go to Heaven just for being a good per­son? This rule instantly screws any­one who did not know about or was born before Jesus’s life­time. (Sim­i­lar to the unbaptised/​virtuous pagan “Limbo” level of Hell in Dante’s Inferno.) As a pagan (and I’d like to believe a fairly vir­tu­ous one), this both­ers me on an intel­lec­tual level, despite the fact that I do not believe in Heaven or Hell.

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Not Quite What I Was Planning

I just found out about this inter­est­ing project called Six-​Word Mem­oirs, even though it’s been around for years. The premise is sim­ple — sum­ma­rize your life in exactly six words.

There’s a web­site where you can sub­mit mem­oirs and read (and rate) oth­ers’ sub­mis­sions. They also have sev­eral com­pendi­ums pub­lished (in fact, the title of this post is the title of the first of the books), a board game, teach­ing aids, and more.

The project was inspired by a story about Ernest Hem­ing­way. Sup­pos­edly, he was chal­lenged to write a story in six words, and he came up with this:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”

Amaz­ing how much can be con­veyed in those six short words! I guess Shake­speare was on to some­thing when he said, “Brevity is the soul of wit.” (Six words again!) Like with any crowd-​sourced project, the sub­mis­sions are hit-​or-​miss, but the hits are quite good. I think the rea­son that these short sto­ries can be so poignant is the same prin­ci­ple Scott McCloud cites as one of the most pow­er­ful aspects of comics — iconic abstrac­tion. Basi­cally, the lack of detail makes it eas­ier for the audi­ence to iden­tify with the art.

If I were to take a crack at my own sub­mis­sion right now, I’d go with some­thing like this:

Past mis­takes con­stantly thwart­ing poten­tial progress.”

What would yours be?