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Jesus vs. Batman

Thanks to Vince T for shar­ing this with me!

Beware, the fol­low­ing could be con­sid­ered offen­sive or sac­ri­le­gious. I think it’s fair game since one troll was out­done by another.

These images might be a bit dif­fi­cult to read, so check the orig­nal link above the pictures.

As I some­what jok­ingly replied to Vince T’s post on Face­book, I am insulted that the Jesus team implied Bat­man would kill Jesus and allow him to use his res­ur­rec­tion abil­ity. Every­one knows Bat­man never kills. Then again, they also called him a Mar­vel hero.

But on a more seri­ous level, I’m kinda dis­turbed at the fact that one of the Jesus team used the “fic­tional” argu­ment against Bat­man mul­ti­ple times. Yes, obvi­ously Bat­man is made up. That’s why Bob Kane always gets cred­ited. I do not believe that there was an actual man named Bruce Wayne who sharp­ened his sur­vivor guilt, need for revenge, and super­hu­man willpower into a crime-​fighting super­hero alter-​ego. At the same time, whether an actual man named Jesus lived or not, I also do not believe he did all those things the Bible says he did. Over a thou­sand years of oral tra­di­tion, trans­la­tion, hand-​copying, edit­ing, com­bin­ing mul­ti­ple sources, and pol­i­tics pretty much guar­an­tees that.

These are both mytho­log­i­cal fig­ures, and their sto­ries are meant to inspire, to teach, to explain, and to enter­tain. Isn’t that more than enough?

Oh, and on a bit of a tan­gent, Azrael and Cru­sader are cast­ing judge­ment on all the heroes of Gotham at the moment. Here’s Tim Drake’s encounter with them:

Tim would actual be the one I’d put money on to pass the chal­lenges, but he is dis­qual­i­fied for being an unbe­liever. This is one of my big­ger stick­ing points with Chris­tian­ity. Why is belief a pre­req? Why can’t you go to Heaven just for being a good per­son? This rule instantly screws any­one who did not know about or was born before Jesus’s life­time. (Sim­i­lar to the unbaptised/​virtuous pagan “Limbo” level of Hell in Dante’s Inferno.) As a pagan (and I’d like to believe a fairly vir­tu­ous one), this both­ers me on an intel­lec­tual level, despite the fact that I do not believe in Heaven or Hell.

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