Man, gotta post more so I can catch back up! I’m only on Sunday… (Oh, and I’m going to put all names in this post in my frame of reference to make it easier for everyone to understand. Because of the way Viet works, if I didn’t do this, I’d have to put up a family tree of my extended family going back at least three generations to make sense to you guys.)
By the way… this song is great. It reminds me of a Dr. Seuss story, but is a bit darker.
Woke up at 6:30 and Cau Luan was snoring away next to me, so I couldn’t really fall back asleep. Everyone wakes up around 8:30 to say good-bye to Anh Bi and Chi Be, who leave for the airport. First thing Cau Luan says when he wakes up is, “Holy shit! When did I get sandwiched by [Anh Bi] and [Dinh]?!” After they leave, everyone settled back down to get some more sleep, except for Cau Truong, who is packing up his stuff. Cau Tuan moved to Cau Truong’s spot on the other bed, leaving Linh on the ground by herself. And that sets up Cau Luan’s quote of the day -
“[Dinh], where’d that con quy (demon) go? You know, that con khi (monkey) that he was trying to hit all night? Did he knock her bottom off or what?”
- Cau Luan.
“… I’m right here.”
- Linh, from the floor.
Man, I was too in shock as he was talking to do anything other than slowly shake my head, but Cau Truong kept signalling to him to shut the hell up, but Cau Luan didn’t notice until after Linh replied. He just went “Oh shit!” and tried to make himself not look like an ass. I dunno if it worked for her, but we didn’t bring it up in front of her after that. The worst part is that she understands Viet, so not only did she understand the English about Cau Tuan trying to get in her pants, she understand the names that Cau Luan called her.
Everyone got back up and packed after that. We checked out in a hurry and took Linh back to her car at Bearpath. Everyone in the car had a good laugh after she got off, and then we headed to Perkin’s to have breakfast with some family that didn’t make it to the wedding. Perkin’s is another chain diner like Denny’s or IHOP. I got the cordon bleu scrambler, which was good, but tiny. I should have gotten the Barn Buster like Cau Luan instead. Oh, and reprised my role as family food disposal. I guess except for Cau Luan, no one else in my family likes to eat a lot of greasy food after a night of drinking, so everyone pushed their extra stuff on me.
Went to Ong Ba Ngoai’s house after that so Cau Tuan, Cau Luan, Cau Truong, and Cau Tinh could meet up with Ba Ngoai Tu and Ba Ngoai Nam (my great-aunts) and plan out what they were doing between then and when their flight left later in the afternoon. We ended up going to the Mall of America and just wandering around for a while, since it’s about five minutes from the airport. They must have renovated a bit since I was there, since everything seems different. The LEGO store was awesome, so overpriced, just like I remembered. Oh, and we went to the store section of Rainforest Café, because Cau Thuong is trying to collect a souvenir from each of their locations. We joked about how no one in our family could ever get one of those personalized mugs, since we only have Viet names. (Except for Michael Lu and Andy.) But I did notice a Peggy mug, which I thought was surprising.
After we took the family to the airport, the rest of us went to Cau Dung’s place, and I napped for a couple of hours. Soon, it was time for dinner, and we headed over to Cau Ba’s house again. Natalie brought Catchphrase and Cranium because she really wanted to play a board game. Di Tien was really excited because Mo Ba was making some of her favorite dishes.
After all the eating was done, we watched some videos from the wedding, and then Chi Hai and Nick opened all their wedding gifts from family. (Because some family members are nosy like that and insisted on it!) Then we looked through the billions of pictures that Cau Nam and Duong Lan took. That’s when the second quote of the day came up.
“Oh my god! What is he doing?!”
- Di Hai, at the picture of Nick sticking his head under Chi Hai’s dress to pull her garter off.
“Oh, he got it. Good job!”
- Di Hai, at the next picture with Nick about to fling it.
My family…
After that, Chi Ba took all the remaining cousins back to her place to chill for a night. We made (microwave) smores and played games for a while. (Oh, and we didn’t get a chance to play the games that Natalie had brought to Cau Ba’s place.) Then it was movie time, so Chi Ba and I, as ranking oldest cousins, split them up by movie rating ages. Made them all brush their teeth and lay out their blankets and such. She took the older kids upstairs to watch House on Haunted Hill, and I watched Dodgeball with the young’uns. I felt that Dodgeball was a bit inappropriate for the younger cousins, but most of them had already seen it anyways, so I couldn’t say much. During the previews, Tu Quynh was all, “I wanna see Girl Next Door so bad!” and I couldn’t help thinking… “You’re ten… do you even understand the premise of the movie?!” Because… it’s kinda sad if my ten-year-old cousin knows what a porn star is. What’s happening to the innocence of youth these days?
Most of the little kids passed out in the middle of the movie, since they had been playing hard all day. I snuck upstairs to scare the older kids, but half of them were passed out, and the other half wasn’t scared at all. I was disappointed, because I heard that was supposed to be a good scary movie, but the part I saw sucked. The movie ended, and the kids upstairs passed out, too.
I wasn’t tired, so went back downstairs to the kitchen, where I get the best reception in the house. Tried playing around with my mMode AIM, but it was the most annoying interface in the world, so I just gave up and went to sleep after a while.