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Last night, Jeremy J hosted a White Ele­phant party at his place. A good num­ber of the old Laguna Creek crew showed up. Like usual, Jeremy J put out a great spread. Stuff to munch on like a baked brie and crack­ers while we waited for every­one to show up, and then steak sand­wiches for the main course.

Then of course, was the actual White Ele­phant game. Every­one was a lit­tle con­fused on the rules, so there wasn’t a lot of steal­ing. Or maybe every­one just liked their first gifts. I dunno. Here’s some pictures!

Steak Sandwich Goodness Sitting Down To Eat Celebrity Guests
Betty’s Goggles Andrew’s Half Yard of Ale Will’s Fly Swatter and Bottle Opener
Jeremy’s Family Guy DVDs Genie’s Alphabet of Manliness Jeremy’s USB Humping Dog and Air Freshener
Chester’s Cranium SingStar (Movie Com­ing)
Grad Album Samurai Duffel Nerf Gun

While we were eat­ing, we also watched Rush Hour 3 and I am Leg­end. Didn’t have very high expec­ta­tions for the first, and it didn’t let me down. For the sec­ond, I had heard really good things and really bad things, and it ended up being some­where in between for me.

I brought The Alpha­bet of Man­li­ness, which went to Genie L, and ended up get­ting a Nerf gun from Andrew P. Besides that, Jeremy J gave me a “Class of 2007″ photo album. He also put my face on the cover and wrote “Pres­i­dent of Ownage” and “Diz­zle” on it. :) And David S gave me an army-​type duf­fel with the kanji “Bushido” on it.

Oh, and I flipped through a book Jeremy J has called The Book of Gen­eral Igno­rance that’s pretty interesting.

Play Dead

Hey every­one! Sorry for the lack of updates lately. There’s some­thing about the con­stant dis­trac­tions of liv­ing at Drama House… I’m almost never on my com­puter any­more. Actu­ally, being in school again may have a small role in that, too. :)

But since Peggy S “tagged” me, I guess I’ll update. Just be pre­pared for a longer-​than-​usual “yes­ter­day” sec­tion than most people’s.

Ten Years Ago…
I was twelve years old and just start­ing eighth grade at Bernal Inter­me­di­ate School. Sev­enth grade was a tough year for me because I had just moved back to San Jose after liv­ing in Chicago for two years, and the micro­cosm I had left behind at San Anselmo Ele­men­tary, which was just down the street from Bernal, might as well have been in Tim­buktu. I had never really re-​connected with my old friends, and was pretty much a drift­ing loner for sev­enth grade. Luck­ily, around this time, I found a new group of friends in Adam P, Brian G, Chris N, Mike W, and Siavash S, and we would stick together for a good while yet…

Knowl­edge Bowl dom­i­nated my life in school. (We got first in the state and six­teenth in the coun­try one month!) Out­side of class, we had video games, rock and roll, moun­tain bik­ing, and home-​made explo­sives to keep us entertained.

Oh, and around this time, I expe­ri­enced extreme racism for the first time. I was walk­ing to school one morn­ing and hap­pened to be walk­ing next to an Asian girl. There was a group of three white guys behind us who decided it would be cool to throw rocks at us and call us names. It was easy to ignore the names, since I con­sid­ered most of the peo­ple my age idiots any­ways, but I was so freak­ing scared as I saw rocks the size of my fist whizz past my ear. One landed short, bounced off the curb, and hit the back of my knee. That hurt like hell, and I seri­ously con­sid­ered turn­ing around, charg­ing at those guys, and kick­ing the crap out of them. (I had been tak­ing mar­tial arts for sev­eral years already.) But it was three to one, and they were big­ger, and I wasn’t very sure of my skills, hav­ing never fought in a real fight before. (I still haven’t ever been in a real fight.) As I debated it in my mind, the boys stopped on their own as we got close to school.

Funny how that inci­dent sud­denly sprang into my mind as I wrote this… I had for­got­ten about it for years.

Five Years Ago…
I was sev­en­teen, and start­ing my senior year of high school. Again, this was after a move. My dad’s com­pany moved from San Jose to Sacra­mento because they couldn’t afford to pay their employ­ees enough to live in Sil­i­con Val­ley while the tech bub­ble was at its biggest. Our house wasn’t com­pletely fin­ished yet, so my fam­ily was liv­ing with fam­ily friends, down the street from Laguna Creek High.

The first guy I really got to know at Laguna was Lon­son B, and through him, I met David S, Eddie C, Jerry S, Ryan E, Tyler P, and Xuong T. We had some good times with our “study ses­sions” and our Din Fu (“Crazy Tigers”) Triad. (Our motto was, “Not guns, fun!”) Oh, I spent every lunch period in Mr. Pi’s room play­ing chess with Thanh N. He was a mon­ster! I met Chester W, Jeremy J, and Will N this year, too, but don’t remem­ber hang­ing out with them a lot; we got closer in college.

I got in the news­pa­per this year for get­ting 1600 on my SATs. It wasn’t a big deal to me; it felt like any other stan­dard­ized test, which I almost always do well on. I was just glad I made my par­ents so happy. And it sup­pos­edly was like a skele­ton key that would let me into any col­lege I wanted. That was a mis­con­cep­tion if there ever was one. I had set all my hopes on attend­ing Franklin Olin Col­lege of Engi­neer­ing in Boston, but they rejected me because of my extreme intro­vert­ed­ness. They didn’t want good stu­dents. They didn’t even want great stu­dents. They wanted to cre­ate a new mas­ter race that was trained in engi­neer­ing and busi­ness admin­stra­tion and could take over the world with pin-​stripe suits, mechan­i­cal pen­cials, and fiber-​optic lines.

I’m not bit­ter. Really.

One Year Ago…
I had just been kicked out of UC Davis shortly after cross­ing in Alpha Phi Omega. No con­nec­tion between those two events, of course. ;) No, in all seri­ous­ness, I was already well on the road to being kicked out before I decided to pledge. I remem­ber my engi­neer­ing coun­selor telling me she wanted to pick me up and shake some sense into me. I guess I never took Davis very seri­ously… per­haps some­thing left over from my bit­ter­ness of being rejected from the “good” schools.

Kept myself busy with odd jobs like being a chef at Sushi Nobu, which I loved, and work­ing at the ARCO sta­tion on Mace, which I hated. Also did plenty of ser­vice, earn­ing myself the Ser­vice Cow West term. It was fun at first, but there was always a voice at the back of my head nag­ging at me that I was wast­ing my life, while every­one I knew was mov­ing for­ward with their own. This voice got louder as time went on, and I was deter­mined to get myself back into school and fin­ish up a degree, any degree.

It’s funny how as a kid, my par­ents always told me I could accom­plish any­thing I set my mind to. Actu­ally, not just “could,” but more like “will.” They almost expected me to cure can­cer, boot the com­mu­nists out of Viet Nam, and give them enough grand­chil­dren to pop­u­late the moon (after I single-​handedly terra-​formed it into some­thing hab­it­able for humans, of course). Not nec­es­sar­ily in that order. Now it seems like they’ll be happy if I can get a job good enough to sup­port myself and pos­si­bly a wife, in case I ever get a girl­friend that will want to stick around for a while.

Yes­ter­day…
Now to the meat of my post. :razz:

Let’s see… I woke up at 8:30, did my usual morn­ing hygiene/​grooming rou­tine. Went on the com­puter really fast to check for press­ing e-​mails. Logged onto Utopia to check on my province. I don’t think I’m going to play it any­more. I feel less inter­ested in it every time I log back on. Had oat­meal and a banana for break­fast, packed myself a lunch of fried rice and ribs, and watched the news until it was time to catch the bus to campus.

Walked through the MU to see if any­one was in CoHo this early in the morn­ing, but no one was. Grabbed a news­pa­per and went to my first class of the day, PSC 101 — Intro to Psy­chobi­ol­ogy. Unfor­tu­nately, the topic of the day was cel­lu­lar neu­ro­science, and there wasn’t much in the way of funny anec­dotes. The pro­fes­sor ridiculed his own lack of artis­tic abil­ity as he scrib­bled axons on the black­board, and I started nod­ding off, so I pulled out the paper and started doing the cross­word. I don’t know if it’s harder or I’m just stu­pider, but I couldn’t get much done.

Stopped by CoHo between classes, some peo­ple were there. I just said hi and topped off my Nal­gene and I was off to PSC 100 — Cog­ni­tive Psy­chol­ogy. Didn’t see Clint S, so I sat next to Marissa K. We agree that Prof. Trom­borg is hard to stay awake for. He seems like a good lec­turer, but all he does is lec­ture. If you haven’t had him before, he’s blind, so he just stands there and talks… no walk­ing around, no writ­ing on the board. And for the last two lec­tures, the material’s been really dry stuff… his­tory of psy­chol­ogy… so yeah… it’s easy to doze off. Which Marissa did, dur­ing the video he showed for the sec­ond half of class.

After that, Marissa K, Clint S, and I walked back to CoHo together. Clint S and I dis­cussed Sudoku strate­gies, as I kinda played around with one for the first time dur­ing lec­ture to keep myself awake. Clint S’s friend and I had the same basic algo­rithm, while he uses a tech­nique that he says is faster, but not 100% fool­proof. When we got back to the MU, Marissa K stayed at the aKD­Phi table out­side, and Clint S went home, so I went to CoHo by myself. No one was there at first, and I was very con­fused. Then Peggy S came back, and the two of us went to return some text­books and buy some other text­books. Back to CoHo again, where yesterday’s quote occurred. It’s from when Thu H was try­ing to recruit for Mus­ic­Comm, as well as plan out their meet­ings with Aaron R.

I want to sing bass!”

- Thu H, when Aaron R was split­ting up the parts to U2 — With Or With­out You.

I don’t think you can… bass has to do this…”

- Aaron R, who started to sing the beat.

I can do that!”

- Thu H.

…”

- Aaron R, con­tin­u­ing the beat, which dropped an octave.

I can do that!”

- Thu H, still insistent.

…”

- Aaron R, con­tin­u­ing the beat, which dropped another octave.

I can do that!”

- Thu H, still insistent.

Uh… I don’t think you can…”

- Every­one else at the table.

Thu H still wasn’t con­vinced though. I think she still thinks that she has the same range as Aaron R. Oh, while also at CoHo, Kiki K fed me some of the chips from her taco plat­ter. I miss the TexMex Grill. :)

Went to Peggy S’s non-​verbal com­mu­ni­ca­tion class with her at 4. The pro­fes­sor was really funny. And his Korean sounds really good to me. I have to talk to Sandy, who’s also in the class, to see what a real speaker thinks of it, though. All I have is Korean movies to com­pare to. But yeah… if I get the chance, I think I’d take that class.

After that, time for my last class of the day, PSC 168 — Abnor­mal Psy­chol­ogy. The pro­fes­sor talked about the dif­fer­ent approaches to the treat­ment of men­tal ill­ness, and had an awe­some story about a patient of hers who refused to take her pills. I think it’s both good and bad that my three pro­fes­sors are cov­er­ing basi­cally the same ground right now. It’s nice because they rein­force each other, espe­cially since they all present the mate­r­ial in slightly dif­fer­ent ways. But it’s bad because I tend to tune out stuff I know, and that occa­sion­ally makes me miss new stuff.

Then I caught the bus home. Had din­ner while watch­ing Lost. It was my first time watch­ing it as it aired instead of a down­loaded episode. On the com­puter for some ser­vice stuff, then took a shower and passed out while watch­ing Iron Chef with Peggy S.

Five Snacks I Enjoy:

  1. Jello
  2. Pud­ding
  3. Flan
  4. Apple­sauce
  5. Yogurt

I don’t know why I like things that come in lit­tle cups so much.
Five Songs I Know All The Words To:

  1. Thanh Nien Hanh Khuc (The Viet­namese anthem)
  2. Star-​Spangled Banner
  3. Jin­gle Bells
  4. Creep (by Radio­head, not TLC)
  5. Sadie Hawkins Dance (by Reliant K)

All per­sonal anthems at one point or another in my life. :)
Five Things I Would Do With One Hun­dred Mil­lion Dollars:

  1. Buy my par­ents their dream house wher­ever they want
  2. Buy my own dream house
  3. Put myself and my sis­ters through col­lege and grad school
  4. Invest enough in an air­line to be able to fly any­where I want
  5. Invest the rest and hope­fully live off the interest

I kinda feel bad for not donat­ing any­thing to char­ity, but if I really could live off the inter­est of my invest­ments, I’d donate my time and skills to char­ity, which I think would be bet­ter.
Five Bad Habits:

  1. Messy
  2. Poor time management
  3. Unfo­cused
  4. Spend­thrift
  5. Lazy

Yeah, I know… they’re everyone’s. But hey, they are mine, too.
Five Biggest Joys:

  1. Spend­ing time with loved ones
  2. Learn­ing some­thing new
  3. Fin­ish­ing a good book
  4. Build­ing something
  5. Help­ing someone

Damn I sound like a nerd.
Five Favorite Toys:

  1. Inter­net
  2. Digi­cam
  3. Legos
  4. Chess set
  5. Fire

Yup… still pretty nerdy sound­ing.
Five Places I Would Run Away To:

  1. Japan
  2. Metrop­o­lis (Gotham seems cooler, but the crime rate’s a lit­tle too high for my tastes)
  3. Eng­land
  4. Thai­land (the clos­est I can get to Viet Nam for now)
  5. Spring­field

I think I’d just pull a Nemo and go to Dream­land. Never really felt the need to run away before.
Five Things I Would Never Wear:

  1. Leop­ard (or any other ani­mal) print
  2. A sin­gle glove
  3. Lace
  4. Sequin
  5. A paper gro­cery bag

I was think­ing of putting “Birth­day Fairy Suit,” but I guess it’s a lit­tle too late for that.
Five Favorite TV Shows:

  1. 24
  2. Invader Zim
  3. Simp­sons
  4. Lost
  5. Bat­man: The Ani­mated Series

For some­one who grew up watch­ing so much TV, I couldn’t really think of many shows.
Five Fic­tional Char­ac­ters I Would Date:

  1. Bat­girl (Cas­san­dra Cain, not Bar­bara Gordon)
  2. Psy­locke (prefer­ably in Kwannon’s body)
  3. Arwen
  4. Mara Jade
  5. Nikita

I don’t think any of these or even any­one like these are going to pop into my life any time soon. :(

I don’t really feel like “tag­ging” any­one, so I’ll end with this: And then I saw a naked chick. The End.

Pimp Of The Nation

Just fin­ished lunch and a movie. I think I’ll write another post, then maybe take a nap before going to the St. John’s Play­time project. Try­ing to stay up didn’t work, so maybe if I sleep as much as pos­si­ble, things will get normal.

Finally, it’s time for the big day… Sat­ur­day, the wed­ding! I jerked awake at around 8:30. Had yet another strange dream. I’m not sure what it is about Min­nesota or maybe my even weirder sleep­ing habits over there, but I remem­ber my dreams more over there. Any­ways, I don’t remem­ber the whole thing any­more, but I do remem­ber just feel­ing a gen­er­al­ized para­noia the whole time, and it ended with me on the edge of a sky­scraper and jump­ing off. If you guys know the feel­ing when you’re on a ride like Drop Zone when the ride’s seat has dropped but you haven’t quite fol­lowed yet, and you’re just hang­ing in the air for a sec­ond before grav­ity tugs at you… I felt that, and woke up.

So of course no one else is up yet. We had eight peo­ple shar­ing four beds (two in each room in con­nected rooms), and since I was the first one to go to sleep, I didn’t even know who I was shar­ing a bed with. But he was moan­ing qui­etly. And occa­sion­ally twitch­ing. Plus there was some­one snor­ing in the room, and three peo­ple snor­ing in the other room, so it was impos­si­ble for me to go back to sleep. Lay there until Cau Thuong got a call from Cau Dung, who was mak­ing sure we weren’t wan­der­ing naked in the wilder­ness after los­ing all our money.

Every­one woke up after that, and we checked out by 11. Went down­stairs, and we all hit up the buf­fet. It was not par­tic­u­larly good (chewiest prime rib I’ve had in my life), but it was fill­ing. Then some of the uncles hit the black­jack tables again, and some hit the slots. I watched two of them play video poker.

Every­one got sick of los­ing their money except for Cau Thuong, who was try­ing to win the C6 on dis­play at a cer­tain video poker bank. But then I pointed at that not only did you have to get a royal flush to win that baby, it had to be at max bet with the cards in order from left to right. If I did my math right, there’s a 1/23,990,400 chance of that hap­pen­ing. And at $1.25 a play, that means you’d prob­a­bly have to spend $29,988,000 to win one. Even fully decked out, it shouldn’t cost more than $60,000 for me to buy one. Which is why I don’t like gambling.

Drove over to the “offi­cial” wed­ding hotel. (It’s only an exit down from Bearpath Coun­try Club, where the cer­e­mony and recep­tion would be.) Checked in, and we all got gussied up. Headed over to Bearpath, and the first thing we noticed was of course Cau Nam’s bright yel­low NSX parked in front. Went inside and took pic­tures with the bride and groom, and assorted fam­ily pic­tures. Helped Dong Ha set up the pro­jec­tor for her Pow­er­Point. Took a seat out­side for the cer­e­mony. Di Hai cried even before it started, because the back of the wed­ding pro­gram really touched her. (It was a quote about how the bride and groom’s par­ents par­ents have guided them to hap­pi­ness. And it men­tioned Duong Hai, Chi Hai’s father, who passed away a few years ago.)

For the cer­e­mony itself… it was pretty good for a non­de­nom­i­na­tional one. I didn’t like how they kinda took the “seeds of love” part of the speech lit­er­ally and actu­ally planted some seeds in a pot. Not to jinx any­thing, but I hope their love lasts long after those flow­ers have wilted. Oh, and after Chi Hai and Nick planted them, the priest went on about they had planted daisies, which like sun­flow­ers (they are in the same fam­ily), have seeds which grow in a spi­ral in the Fibonacci sequence, and the magic of the Golden Ratio, and I couldn’t help think­ing, “This guy might as well be read­ing us some Dan Brown.”

Then for the recep­tion… the food was… typ­i­cally ban­quet food. Not as much or as good as you’d like. Except for the cake, which the aunts made. That thing was sweet. It wasn’t open bar like at Di Yen’s wed­ding, but the keg of Miller Light was free, so I was pound­ing cups of that down all night. (It was either that, or pay $3 for each cup of soda!)

Dong Ha was the cen­ter of atten­tion the whole time, prac­ti­cally… she, Gio Linh, and Bich Nha sang a song before the food was served. Then after the food, they went up and per­formed a dif­fer­ent song. And then right before the dance por­tion, she got to show her slideshow. Oh wait, I take that back… Di Loan was the cen­ter of atten­tion. she went around the room and went “bot­toms up!” at every table at least twice. She even walked up to Nick while he was mak­ing a speech and went “bot­toms up!” with him. And she danced non-​stop. Includ­ing on her table after the serv­ing staff had cleared it.

Notice how I said Chi Hai wasn’t the cen­ter of atten­tion? She and Nick didn’t even make the rounds to every table like a bride and groom are sup­posed to. Although I think that was due to Di Loan chas­ing after them with a never-​ending bot­tle of mer­lot. She did look very nice in both her wed­ding dress and her red áo dài (tra­di­tional Viet dress), though. Nick was sup­posed to have a blue áo dài, too, but he never changed into it. I think it was an empty threat Di Hai was hold­ing over him. :)

The songs the DJ played dur­ing the first part dance por­tion were pretty good, and made me a bit… wishy-​washy. Which is why I accepted when Chi Ba’s friend Linh offered me a shot from her giant flask. I thought it was vodka, but it was actu­ally warm Mal­ibu, and almost made me yak. I dunno if it was her, but some­one also gave Michael Lu a cof­fee cup full of Mal­ibu, and got him drunk. That got me pretty ticked off. Kinda sat around when the DJ switched to hip-​hop. Luck­ily I didn’t have to wait too long before Cau Luan wanted to go back to the hotel, so we were off.

On the way back, we got lost, but it worked out in our favor, because we were able to stop at McDonald’s for some grub. When we actu­ally got the hotel, stripped off the for­mal wear and crashed in Cau Dung’s place, because he had gone home a lit­tle ear­lier than us and stopped at a liquor store to pick up some stuff. The fam­ily pol­ished off a bot­tle of Grand Marnier, which didn’t sit well with me. I sipped beers after that. Quote of the night goes to our “respon­si­ble” con­ver­sa­tion while drink­ing. Anh Bi and Chi Be needed to get dropped off at the air­port very early in the morn­ing to go home to Mon­tréal, so John, Chi Be’s friend, vol­un­teered to take them for Cau Luan. (Di Loan and Duong Lan had asked Cau Luan to do it.)

OK, you don’t seem like a bad guy, so I’m going to trust you to do it. I’m respon­si­ble for these two, though, so don’t make me look bad. I look pimp! I’m a pimp daddy!”

- Cau Luan.

How can you argue with that? :)

We also wan­dered over to the “offi­cial” after-​wedding party, which was at another room on our floor. They had some Grey Goose and a bath­tub full of beers and “frou frou” drinks for the girls. Oh, and no one had a bottle-​opener, so I impressed some folks with the trick David showed me where you open one beer with another. But then Cau Tuan one-​upped me by just using his teeth and bit­ing the caps off like a sav­age! Gave Anh Bi a hard time for stick­ing around the offi­cial party and try­ing to mack on one of the brides­maids. The rest of us went back to Cau Dung’s room and kept drink­ing with fam­ily. I think Linh deserves a sec­ond quote.

Just because I’m from LA doesn’t mean I’m not inno­cent. I’ve never done drugs before!”

- Linh.

I tried pot for the first time a cou­ple of months ago.”

- Linh, maybe five min­utes later.

I did coke once a while back.”

- Linh, maybe five min­utes after that.

Man, and she didn’t even drink in between all that. She kept call­ing us out, and not tak­ing her shot with us, but she was act­ing the drunk­est of all of us.

Want a Jack and Daniels?”

- Linh, after we killed all the other hard stuff.

Yeah… she’s crazy. And can’t hold her liquor.

After that, peo­ple started pass­ing out. Cau Tuan, Linh, and I headed down to the hot tub and chilled for a while. I expected the alco­hol to hit me harder because of that, but I actu­ally felt refreshed. At least, I did until the chlo­rine started sting­ing. They bleach their tub a lit­tle strong in that hotel. I went upstairs to take a shower, and by the time I was done, every­one except Cau Tuan and Linh were, so I stayed in the room and gave them some pri­vacy downstairs.

They came back up before I man­aged to fall asleep, and Cau Tuan told me to move from the floor onto Cau Luan’s bed. And then I heard some things I don’t think I was sup­posed to hear. That was awk­ward. I just tried to fall asleep as soon as possible.