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Racketeer

A few years ago, my mom’s side of the fam­ily had a larger than usual fam­ily reunion in order to cel­e­brate my great-uncle’s 80th birth­day. The older cousins (of which I am the youngest) planned a cousins-​only out­ing so the adults could have a week­end with­out kids underfoot.

Orig­i­nally, the plan was to bor­row some cars and car­a­van to Wis­con­sin Dells, a resort town about four hours away known for its many water parks. While research­ing places to stay, I found out about Great Wolf Lodge, which has a game called Mag­iQuest. The web­site and reviews made me think of an extended “Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters” type of Dis­ney ride, but fantasy-​themed. Penny Arcade just described it as “if they had RFID at Hog­warts.” My cousins would have loved it. (Hell, I’d prob­a­bly get a kick out of it as well.)

How­ever, Penny Arcade went on to reveal a darker side to this game:

Appar­ently, the peo­ple who run Mag­iQuest have been play­ing some Recettear. I have noth­ing against them try­ing to turn a lit­tle more profit, but I really hope they aren’t push­ing upsales on kids like this.

Any­way, we ended up not going because of time con­straints, and went to Water Park of Amer­ica (so named because of its prox­im­ity to the Mall of Amer­ica) for a sigle day instead. Still a lot of fun, though! I got to try FlowRider, their indoor surf­ing thing:

Maybe we’ll try for Mag­iQuest again this sum­mer. This year won’t be quite as big, but a good num­ber of the cousins will find them­selves in Min­nesota again.

Big Bat Deal

If you haven’t heard, Warner Bros. Pic­tures announced yes­ter­day that Anne Hath­away would play Cat­woman and Tom Hardy would play Bane in Chris Nolan’s next Bat­man movie, The Dark Knight Rises.

I dunno how this strikes you, but it’s kinda a big deal in the comic/​movie nerd-​dom. The Anne Hath­away bit is get­ting a lot of atten­tion in par­tic­u­lar, but I think both parts are impor­tant — espe­cially as the first offi­cial word about the new movie.

Since Dark Knight came out in 2008, the rumor mill/​fan wish­list has been churn­ing out new stuff all the time. First it was Kris­ten Bell as Harley Quinn, Mar­ion Cotil­lard as Cat­woman, Johnny Depp as Rid­dler, and Anne Hath­away as Bat­girl. Then Harley was out since there would be no Joker. Then Heath Ledger’s Joker would be briefly in with either unused footage or CGI, and the impli­ca­tion that Harley could be in again. Then Mar­ion Cotil­lard was out as Cat­woman. Then Johnny Depp was out, but Joseph Gordon-​Levitt might be tak­ing on Rid­dler. Then Tom Hardy was attached for an unknown role. Then Tom Hardy was Dr. Hugo Strange. Then Cat­woman could be any of sev­eral women, includ­ing Megan Fox, Eva Green, Naomi Watts, Keira Knight­ley, Anne Hath­away, Jes­sica Biel, Kate Mara, Char­lotte Riley, and Gemma Arter­ton. I’m sure that’s not in the right order and that there’s plenty more that I missed. This is just rumors that were big enough to be reported and I hap­pened to read them and recall them as I write this. With all that crazi­ness, a bit of clar­ity and focus is good, even if some fans feel their wish­list cast­ings were better.

First, my thoughts on Tom Hardy as Bane: it was def­i­nitely a sur­prise. How­ever, not as bad as other peo­ple have taken it. Bane is a rel­a­tively newer mem­ber of Batman’s Rogues’ Gallery, and for some of my friends, their only expo­sure to him was a brain­less min­ion of Poi­son Ivy’s in the Bat­man & Robin travesty.

In the comics, he was born and raised in a Caribbean prison, forced by the cor­rupt gov­ern­ment to live out his rev­o­lu­tion­ary father’s life sen­tence after his father had escaped the government’s reaches. In prison, he built his body and learned quickly about all top­ics from books and other inmates, includ­ing a priest who taught him the clas­sics. He also grew ruth­less in prison, becom­ing the “king” of Pena Dura. The prison staff try to take him down by forc­ing him to do drug tri­als of “Venom,” which has killed every­one before­hand. Bane sur­vives the drug, though, and finds that it makes him stronger. He mas­ter­minds an escape from prison and go to Gotham, which he sees as a big­ger prison, and aims to unseat Bat­man and become “king” there. He frees the worst of the worst from Arkham Asy­lum to wear down Bat­man, then fig­ures out his iden­tity, sneaks into the Bat­cave, and breaks Bruce Wayne’s back.

I under­stand that Nolan’s Bane will have an Amer­i­can mil­i­tary back­ground instead of a Caribbean prison one. This def­i­nitely works for the phys­i­cal train­ing and the Venom, but I’m not sure how the edu­ca­tion, ruth­less­ness, and moti­va­tion for tar­get­ing Bat­man will work out. It can be done, though. My big­ger con­cern is just how well Bane fits into Nolan’s Gotham. H’s def­i­nitely a gritty real vil­lain, but he plays a slow game, wait­ing months for the other vil­lains to wear Bat­man down after the Arkham break­out. Are they going to have lots of cameos for a Batman-​gets-​tired mon­tage? Maybe Bane will find another way to lower Batman’s guard. Per­haps my biggest con­cern is how the movie will end. Nolan’s con­tract is for three movies, with an option for a fourth, but he does not seem to be inter­ested in exer­cis­ing that option. Will he take the “Man Who Broke The Bat” moment away from Bane? That’s kinda #1 in Bane’s high­light reel. But if Bane does man­age to do this, how does Bat­man “win” ? In the comics, he had some­one else take his place until he got healed by meta-​human pow­ers, which def­i­nitely does not fit in Nolan’s Gotham. (And as a side note, I won­der if Bane will even fig­ure out Bruce’s iden­tity and attack him in the Bat­cave, since the Bat­cave was destroyed at the end of Bat­man Begins and was not rebuilt in Dark Knight.)

As for Anne Hath­away as Cat­woman… it could go either way for me. I think Mar­ion Cotil­lard looked more the part, but hey, Hol­ly­wood can do some crazy shit. And Catwoman’s had a lot of dif­fer­ent looks on the screen and off. As Vince T showed on my Face­book wall, Anne Hathaway’s got the sex appeal down. I’m a bit con­cerned about the action sequences, but that’s what stunt dou­bles are for, and her face will be cov­ered. My biggest gripe about this cast­ing is that I have a hard time see­ing chem­istry between her and Chris­t­ian Bale. Partly because of the age thing, but eight years’ dif­fer­ence is still a lot bet­ter than the twenty-​year gap she faced with Steve Car­rell in Get Smart. (Some parts of that were bor­der­line creepy, saved only by Steve Carrell/​Max Smart’s child­ish­ness.) But moreso because of the com­plex Catwoman/​Batman rela­tion­ship, and how Anne Hath­away has always been type­cast as an ingénue, at least in my mind.

So, what are your thoughts on this news?

Record Fucking Everything

We were talk­ing about my old Ring scare (can’t find the orig­i­nal post, but I’ll update when I do) the other day, and it put me in the mood to watch some scary movies, so I just saw [Rec] and [Rec] 2. Here’s a trailer for the original:

(If you fol­low to YouTube or else­where, be care­ful, spoil­ers abound!)

The first one in par­tic­u­lar was amaz­ing. It’s very sim­i­lar in style to Para­nomal Activ­ity and had every­thing I loved about PA (par­tic­u­larly a solid start­ing premise that I feel could hap­pen in real life) and noth­ing I hated (the cou­ple, and the boyfriend in par­tic­u­lar, was annoy­ing as hell to me, because they acted in ways that I felt they shouldn’t). The [Rec] sequel was OK, but I felt like I would have like more sus­pense and less expla­na­tion. Ori­gins for hor­rors shouldn’t be explained — mys­tery just makes them scarier!

If you’re into scary movies at all, you should check them out. Oh, and I haven’t per­son­ally seen it, but I hear that Quar­an­tine, the Amer­i­can remake, pales in com­par­i­son. Oh, and there’s a third movie on the way, supposedly.

Also, I won­der how the PA sequel is going to be… I’ve heard a lot of hype over this banned trailer of theirs.