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Curses, Hipster!

I just watched the new episode of Port­landia, and I have to say, they are still doing an excel­lent job of mock­ing the hip­ster scene.

They also prove the The­ory of Hip­ster Rel­a­tiv­ity:

(from Dustin­land.)

In the above spec­trum, I would place myself some­where around the sec­ond (brown jacket) or third (ironic t-​shirt) guy from the left. But I could see myself eas­ily becom­ing the sixth guy — I like older fash­ions, espe­cially bow-​ties; and I am get­ting more and more into home-​brew and gen­eral DIY. I find myself laugh­ing at the ridicu­lous­ness of Fred and Carrie’s antics half of the time and going, “Oh shit, I do that!” the other half.

Any­way, I bring it up because of the Net­flix sketch in the new episode. Not to spoil any­thing, but Show ▼

Thank­fully, I no longer share my bedroom.

Incom­ing search terms:

  • port­landia hipster
  • guy hip­ster
  • sec­ond place hipsters
  • the hip­ster spectrum

Milk And Honey

Dan rec­om­mended a place to eat in Willits, so we stopped at Gribaldo’s for lunch. He actu­ally told us that he didn’t remem­ber the name of the place, but that it had a big sign that just said “DINNER” (not “diner”) and that it was in Willits across from the Taco Bell.

I was orig­i­nally going to go with a break­fast dish, but the wait­ress rec­om­mended the fish, which is locally farmed in Fort Bragg. She did not lead us wrong! Tim C and I both got the 3-​piece fish and chips, expect­ing each piece of fish to be like a roll of quar­ters. Instead, we got this:

Each piece was big­ger and thicker than a chicken breast!

Con­tin­ued to SF with a mild case of food coma after that. Got Tim C back to his place OK, though. I went home after that, and the plan was for a nap between the morn­ing and evening fes­tiv­i­ties, but unfor­tu­nately I did not have time for it if I wanted to take the bus out and not worry about park­ing and poten­tial drunk dri­ving later. Hopped in the shower and ran to the bus stop.

Met up with Aaron L, Sue L, and Gio Linh at Plouf, where I was dying to have moules et frites for the first time in for­ever! Started the night off with a Chouffe. Gio Linh appre­ci­ated the bot­tle, if not the contents:

For din­ner, I got the “prix fixe,” which was a soup or salad, moules, and a dessert. The soup was a clam chow­der. Over­all, not as good as the chow­der from Crudo, but it was inter­est­ingly spiced — there was some heat from chili oil on top. The mus­sels were great! My only com­plaint there was that I wish they gave us more broth in the bowls for dunk­ing our fries and bread. And for dessert, I had the prof­iteroles. You should have heard the waiter say it, because Gio Linh couldn’t hold back her laugh­ter. The cream puffs had ice cream instead of reg­u­lar, and the whole plate was cov­ered with a dark choco­late sauce, pis­ta­chios, and raspberries.

Unfor­tu­nately, both my bor­rowed cam­era and my phone seemed to be low on bat­ter­ies, so I did not get a lot of pic­tures, but here’s the main dish:

After that, Gio Linh went home because she’s still a baby. Aaron L and Sue L also went home because they had Bay to Break­ers in the morn­ing. I wan­dered around the cor­ner to Rick­house, where I met up with Albert T and Tim C.

Our first round:

There was a solid line out­side at this point, though, and the rain was pick­ing up, so we moved to the Bur­ritt Room to met up with Almira V, Dorothea C, and Chris H. Unfor­tu­nately, my cam­eras com­pletely died at this point, but I really like this bar. No line or cover to deal with out­side. Very chill bar area with ample seat­ing. (Yes, I’m old and I like to sit and chat with friends while I drink.) There’s a side room with music and danc­ing if you wish. And most impor­tantly, the drinks rock!

My first drink was a “Torii Toddy,” which was Japan­ese whiskey with hot chrysan­the­mum tea and some other fla­vor­ings. (It’s fun to watch the drinks made, each bar­tender has a set of 12 or so small unmarked glass bot­tles — think soy sauce bot­tles at an Asian restau­rant — of aro­mat­ics.) It doesn’t sound like it would be a good combo, but it was amaz­ing. And prob­a­bly the best self-​medication I had for the cough I had that night that was aggra­vated by our walk through the rain.

We sat around there for a while, talk­ing about our jumps and what we were going to do for next year. (Still noth­ing set yet. Any sug­ges­tions?) Then Dorothea C gave me a ride home and that was that.

Bear Arms

While we were jump­ing, Dan told us some great sto­ries about bungee jump­ing and just his inter­est­ing life.

Turns out, he first got into bungee jump­ing by way of mountaineering/​climbing/​rappelling. He ran into the Kock­el­man Broth­ers, who were pio­neers of bungee jump­ing. (And John, the older brother, was an engi­neer­ing stu­dent at UCD!) How­ever, he had dif­fer­ences of opin­ion with them about jump styles and equip­ment, so he went off on his own and made Icarus.

He also told us about how dan­ger­ous the area around this bridge could be. Hum­boldt County is famous for their meth labs and pot farms, so you want to be very care­ful where you go. And then there’s the dan­gers of nature as well. Dan likes to camp near the bridge the night before. How­ever, there is no recep­tion in the area, so one night, he started fol­low­ing the riverbed back towards town to make a call. About a quarter-​mile down the river, he noticed that there was a bear shad­ow­ing him on the other bank. The water was only about six inches high, so the bear could have eas­ily charged across the river to attack him. He only had a hand­gun on him for pro­tec­tion, and told him­self that he was never com­ing back out here with­out a rifle.

So after we all jumped, Dan showed us both the pis­tol and rifle he had in the Jeep. The rifle was a MAS-​49/​56 that he had got­ten sur­plus for $125 (it now goes for around $800). He also mod­i­fied from 7.5mm French ammo to the more com­monly found .308. And he let us all fire it.

He then fired off the rest of the rounds in that mag­a­zine. (He hadn’t fin­ished con­vert­ing the mag­a­zines yet, and the shorter .308 ammo doesn’t sit quite right.)

Tim C and him hit it off quite well after that, as you can imag­ine. Turns out, Dan, being a com­bat engi­neer and all, is really into guns, and also mod­i­fy­ing and machin­ing his own. He has the same .50 cal­iber gun as Tim C, and has made a sec­ond one. He also told tim C about a 1,000 yard range in the area where he can fire it.

We (well, mostly the two of them) kept talk­ing for a while after we were done jump­ing. Then a black SUV with a yel­low light rack came to one end of the bridge and just stayed there for a while, so we felt it was a good idea to pack up and move on. Turns out, it was just a mail truck, but still.

So yeah, Dan’s a really cool guy, and I look for­ward to our next adven­ture with him… bungee jump­ing or otherwise.