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Be My Faye Valentine

And I’ll be your Man Faye. (Per­son­ally, I would title that “It Takes Balls.”)

Happy Valentine’s Day, folks! Please con­sider that sec­ond pic­ture a gift to all the cou­ples from me on behalf of sin­gle peo­ple everywhere.

Oh, and on a tan­gent of a tan­gent… is it just me, or are Faye and Inara basi­cally the same char­ac­ter? I guess that also makes her Midge, accord­ing to this.

The Love of My Life

So, not to be a creep, but I saw this the other day:

I don’t know who you are, where you live, or even when this was taken. But if that tat­too is real, I will marry you. And these will be our wed­ding rings:

Then again, maybe not. Appar­ently, it’s been done.

Oh, and speak­ing of Bat­man and weddings:

(I hear this was an actual ques­tion on an episode of Fam­ily Feud!)

Shameless Plug

I’ve joined another online dat­ing site. The con­cept is that guys only make pro­files, and gals make the first move. That’s pretty good for me, since I tend to make a pro­file and then never look at the site again.

But any­way, since I hate writ­ing about myself, who wants to make my pro­file page for me? I need a “head­line” (2100 char­ac­ters), an “about me” (1501000 char­ac­ters), and an “ideal match” (1501000). You could help me find my lob­ster! (I still don’t know what that means, by the way.) If you write some­thing for me, I’ll post it and keep it until some­one sug­gests some­thing bet­ter. (And this site gives me met­rics to prove it. In fact, I think a big part of why I’m even con­sid­er­ing a pay site is that met­rics feature.)