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Be Prepared

My Japan­ese is pretty ter­ri­ble these days, but I believe that “Hideaki Akaiwa” means “bad­dest moth­er­fucker alive.”

This guy was hav­ing just another day at work when the earth­quake struck Japan, and the sub­se­quent tsunami left his coastal town of Ishi­no­maki cov­ered in a brand-​new ten-​foot-​deep lake. In a real-​life super­hero story, Hideaki chose to take mat­ters into his own hands instead of wait­ing for offi­cial emer­gency response teams to come to town.

He some­how got his hands on some scuba equip­ment, went back to his house, and swam through 200 yards of icy-​cold and debris-​filled waters to res­cue his wife from their flooded house. He then spent the next sev­eral days search­ing for his lost mother, finally reach­ing her after she had been stranded for four days. Even now, Hideaki is search­ing the area for more survivors!

Akaiwa-​sama, you, sir, are the great­est of heroes. I pray for half the courage and pres­ence of mind you dis­played if dis­as­ter were to strike my area. Along these lines, I have signed up for the next series of SF NERT courses. I hope that you all have emer­gency plans as well.

Before Biohazard

There was D/​Generation!

As you can see from this teaser, you play a courier who starts on a rooftop and must deliver a pack­age to a sci­en­tist 10 floors away. And there are var­i­ous secu­rity sys­tems and escaped bio-​engineered mon­sters between you and your goal.

I was read­ing an arti­cle about retro games yes­ter­day when a ran­dom EGA screen­shot of some iso­met­ric game reminded me of an old game Chi Ba and I used to play at Cau Ba’s house the sum­mer we watched Michael L and Andy L together.

I remem­ber being very impressed with the graph­ics since I was so used to side-​scrolling plat­form­ers, and also quite frus­trated by the dif­fi­culty of the game. I don’t think Chi Ba and I ever man­aged to beat the game that sum­mer, and I for­got about it after­wards. (Thanks to XKCD for remind­ing me of the title!)

Appar­ently, it is aban­don­ware now, so I might give it another go. Below is a metic­u­lous play through video which should solve every puz­zle in the game except one, for which there is no known solu­tion online. (I have not watched this yet.)

Life In The Vault Was About To Change

A cou­ple of days ago, it was dis­cov­ered that Inter­play tried to make a Fall­out movie back in 1998. (Between the releases of Fall­out 1 and 2.) It never got past the treat­ment stage, but said treat­ment is now avail­able online if you want to read it.

Per­son­ally, I’m a bit con­flicted about this whole thing. I’m a huge Fall­out fan, so I would be inter­ested in see­ing it made into a movie, and this does seem to cover the main quest quite well. How­ever, I feel like so much of the fla­vor of the Fall­out games comes from the side quests and ran­dom encoun­ters — their spe­cial mix of deep moral choices and fun pop cul­ture ref­er­ences. With­out these, it’s just another post-​apocalyptic sur­vival movie.

Any­way, maybe it’s for the best that this movie never hap­pened. The writer, Brent V. Fried­man’s pre­vi­ous project was Mor­tal Kom­bat: Anni­hi­la­tion.