A few years ago, my mom’s side of the family had a larger than usual family reunion in order to celebrate my great-uncle’s 80th birthday. The older cousins (of which I am the youngest) planned a cousins-only outing so the adults could have a weekend without kids underfoot.
Originally, the plan was to borrow some cars and caravan to Wisconsin Dells, a resort town about four hours away known for its many water parks. While researching places to stay, I found out about Great Wolf Lodge, which has a game called MagiQuest. The website and reviews made me think of an extended “Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters” type of Disney ride, but fantasy-themed. Penny Arcade just described it as “if they had RFID at Hogwarts.” My cousins would have loved it. (Hell, I’d probably get a kick out of it as well.)
However, Penny Arcade went on to reveal a darker side to this game:

Apparently, the people who run MagiQuest have been playing some Recettear. I have nothing against them trying to turn a little more profit, but I really hope they aren’t pushing upsales on kids like this.
Anyway, we ended up not going because of time constraints, and went to Water Park of America (so named because of its proximity to the Mall of America) for a sigle day instead. Still a lot of fun, though! I got to try FlowRider, their indoor surfing thing:
Maybe we’ll try for MagiQuest again this summer. This year won’t be quite as big, but a good number of the cousins will find themselves in Minnesota again.
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