- If JetBlue had service to/from MSP, I’d be ALL OVER those $10 tickets! http://ff.im/-k7lBQ #
- Thanks sisters for the oysters, namesakees for the cake, and everyone for the well wishes! But today wasn’t it.
http://ff.im/-k9dM6 # - Assassins, I want a kill with a pop-up book pizza box with a knife inside. Make it happen. http://ff.im/-kbkRM #
- Assassins, today, I’d like to see a target run over by a duct tape and cardboard Flintstones car. http://ff.im/-ke3Q3 #
- http://www.suchtweetsorrow.com/ I don’t know if I love it or hate it. http://ff.im/-kexHr #
- 3PM and no kills? Maybe this will motivate you, Assassins: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/11/5/ http://ff.im/-kf1ca #
- Target turtling? Make a duct tape net that fits over their whole house. Then they can’t leave without dying. http://ff.im/-khtf5 #
- “Fallout” music remixed! I wish I could listen to this instead of dictation. http://auralnetwork.com/releases http://ff.im/-khZcs #
- My new board games are waiting on my doorstep! Who wants to play tonight?! http://ff.im/-kilwQ #
- Weekends always mean lots of non-calendar events. Go be social, Assassins! http://ff.im/-klMLx #
- Can someone give me a ride to the game? My sister needed my car for service. http://ff.im/-knSBs #
- Hmm… I don’t see anyone here. #
- My eardrums are crackling like cellophane because I’ve been blowing my nose so much. #
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