Man With No Country

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, every­one! I did not know this, but my bosses are (part-​) Irish, so we cel­e­brated at work. They don’t seem to like Irish food or get­ting drunk at work, though, so we got just pizza.

Any­way, I’ve joked with oth­ers than I’m actu­ally an old white man, so in honor of this hol­i­day, I thought I would list some of those reasons:

  1. I (used to) enjoy binge drinking.
  2. I like British comedy
  3. When I hear hip-​hop, I know (and pre­fer) the sam­pled songs bet­ter than the mixes.
  4. I was born in/​have fam­ily in/don’t die when I go to the Midwest.
  5. I enjoy camping.

If you can think of any other rea­sons, feel free to add them.

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