I Will Possess Your Heart

Remem­ber Hot Or Not? I was sur­prised to find that not only is it still around, it’s now flour­ish­ing as a dat­ing site!

Not only that, appar­ently other peo­ple have noticed, too. Sup­pos­edly Fuji has a new point-​and-​shoot in the works that takes facial recog­ni­tion one step fur­ther by putting hearts around attrac­tive faces. What does it do with the unat­trac­tive faces, you ask? It will beep to let you know that an unat­trac­tive per­son got in your frame when you snap, and it will try to auto­mat­i­cally crop them out of the frame or put an X over the intrud­ing face. Ouch!

Note to self: be in the mid­dle of all pic­tures taken until I com­plete the diet/​plastic surgery reg­i­men. I won’t be sat­is­fied until I’m hot enough to star in porn! Or at least PG Porn -

Tags: Pictures, Work