I Will Possess Your Heart

Remember Hot Or Not? I was surprised to find that not only is it still around, it’s now flourishing as a dating site!

Not only that, apparently other people have noticed, too. Supposedly Fuji has a new point-and-shoot in the works that takes facial recognition one step further by putting hearts around attractive faces. What does it do with the unattractive faces, you ask? It will beep to let you know that an unattractive person got in your frame when you snap, and it will try to automatically crop them out of the frame or put an X over the intruding face. Ouch!

Note to self: be in the middle of all pictures taken until I complete the diet/plastic surgery regimen. I won’t be satisfied until I’m hot enough to star in porn! Or at least PG Porn -

2 comments.

  1. Great Death Cab song.
    And I would totally buy your PG porn. Hahaha.

  2. Hahaha. Thanks, Alison.

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