Today’s quote comes from a conversation with Alice H, my sponsoree…
“The secret handshake’s pretty lame, dude.”
- Alice H.
“What would you suggest for a new one?”
- Me.
“I dunno… something cooler.”
- Alice H.
“Keep in mind, this was designed by a couple of white guys eighty years ago.”
- Me.
“I see. It’d be all different if we had black founding fathers. We’d have cool secret handshakes!”
- Alice H.
Nothing’s ever “cool” enough for her. 
Well.. if they were black, then the motto would probably different too… and we might have to rap the toast song. and add a few “yo“s in between.
Yo yo yo! And all that jazz. I would of liked a better hand shake though.
Alice is definitely a hip one. BTW, congrats! And your book is still at our apartment! Take it back before I lose it! hahaha. Did you sleep throughout the whole movie?