Finishing School

For some rea­son, my mom was really rid­ing my sis­ters and me about call­ing up rel­a­tives to thank them for gifts this year. This led to an inter­est­ing con­ver­sa­tion we had as din­ner was wind­ing down.

Di Nga is still up, go call her and thank her for her gifts!”

- Mommy.

But we haven’t even opened it yet; how can we thank her when we don’t know what she got us?”

- Gio Linh.

I know what she got you. Isn’t that good enough?”

- Mommy.

Yeah… I dunno what that was all about. My sis­ters and I have a the­ory that it’s because we recently scaled back our fam­ily plan from 2,000 min­utes to 1,000, so she’s being stingy with calls, which is why she wanted us to call over the week­end instead. But is T-​Mobile so stingy they don’t give free min­utes on Christmas?

EDIT: Yes, T-​Mobile IS that stingy. Damn Scroogey bastards.

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  1. Hahah, that’s really funny! And you wake up too early!

    Don’t for­get to fix your sleep sched­ule! :D Off to Ken­tucky in… about 1 hour (well, I should head to the air­port early) but you HAPPY HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ZAR :)

  2. I don’t see how this has any­thing to do with fin­ish­ing school. You have miss lead­ing tit­ties. :em17:

  3. Fin­ish­ing school teaches you man­ners, just as my mom was try­ing to enforce in my sis­ters and me.

  4. 2 words: Go Cin­gu­lar
    3 words why?: Fewest dropped ca … … …

    ::ring, ring::

    calls.
    How they did it?: Rais­ing the … … …

    ::ring ring::

    what the f … … …

    ::ring ring::

    dun DUN DUN dun. We’re sorry, your call can­not go through. Num­ber 44JY.
    dun DUN DUN dun. We’re sorry, your call can­not go through. Num­ber 44JY.

    Happy new year! :em02:

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