Last night, I got to go home home because my boss decided to give me the weekend and Christmas Day off. (Well, Christmas Day, we’re closed, but I was originally scheduled to work Saturday and Sunday.)
Anyway, after I got home (and had a chance to eat some of Mommy’s home cooking goodness!), my sisters, cousins, parents and I gathered in the living room to open some presents, since my cousins are going back to San Jose today, and we wanted to open their presents, and have them open ours, so we can see the reactions. (Which is the best part of gift-giving, after all!)
So that was all fine and dandy, and my parents went to go get ready for bed, since they will be driving in the morning, and my sisters, cousins, and I decide to play with the gift I got Gio Linh, which was the “apple crate” edition of Apples to Apples. (An awesome party game, if you haven’t played it.) Since apparently Michael is weak in the knees, and he couldn’t sit Indian-style on the ground where we opened the presents to play, I started to clear off the coffee table so we could play on the sofas.
… And all that leads to this conversation:
“Where did these Christmas wedding favors come from?”
- Me, looking at little lace baggies with candy in them.
“There’s penis candy in them!”
- Michael.
“It’s from one of my friends. And they ate all the penis candies already.”
- Gio Linh, who had friends over earlier.
“No, I still see some.”
- Michael.
“Oh, OK.”
- Gio Linh.
“I wanna try one! Unless they taste like penis. Do they taste like penis?”
- Michael, to my sisters.
And at that point, I was going “La! la! la! la! …” and covering my ears. (Mentallly, not actually.) I really, really, REALLY don’t want to know if my sisters could answer that question. 
woohoo dinhternet is BACK, yay! :em02:
First, let me welcome DinhterNet back to cyber space. For some odd reason, it was somewhat empty after it’s temporary coma. Now it’s back, and let’s try to bring it down again!!! yeah!
Nice conversation… I would suggest you smack some sense into your sisters for even bringing it up… go buy a gun and kill anything with a penis that comes within a 25ft radius of your sister… buy some liquor, so that if a penis carrying species somehow finds its way to your house door, you can hold your gun in one hand and the bottle of liquor in the other (Bad Boys II style!)… make 2“x8” stickers and write “Do Not Touch. Stay Back 25ft” and give your sisters the you-don’t-know-this-but-I-just-put-a-sticker-on-your-back pat on the back… call me up if you want some help with that gun and liquor scene :em17: … have a happy christmas!!!
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yay, i get to spam the dinhternet comments section again, woohooo.
all you need to do is move back to suntree to make it right. hahaha.
Judy reminded me of the spamming of Dinhternet… remember one time I left you like 47 comments?
It will happen again. MARHAHAHAHAHA!!
And… interesting conversation… but I don’t think Gio Linh would be able to answer the question, she’s so young!!
Speaking of so young, the guy that comes in the store is names SOO young, not so young. I guess he is super young, then.
Hahaha. You know nothing of the OLD spamming ways. Dinh deleted a bunch of them. That bastard. I’m looking forward to this not getting into drama. More like the DORM days. w00000!!!! :em08: