I Wanna Be An Alcoholic

Well, this test kinda says I am one.

Bac­ardi 151 Con­grat­u­la­tions! You’re 148 proof, with spe­cific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (139).
All right. No more mess­ing around. Your knowl­edge of alco­hol is so high that you have drink­ing and get­ting plas­tered down to a sci­ence. Sure, you could get wasted drink­ing beer, but who needs all those trips to the bath­room? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
My test tracked 4 vari­ables How you com­pared to other peo­ple your age and gen­der:
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You scored higher than 87% on proof
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You scored higher than 88% on beer index
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You scored higher than 79% on wine index
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You scored higher than 99% on liquor index
Link: The Alco­hol Knowl­edge Test writ­ten by hop­per­split on Ok Cupid

God… I have a per­fect “liquor” score. Maybe my family’s right to doubt that I don’t con­stantly drink while con­scious. Oh, well. Thanks to Jason Y for the quiz. I didn’t know you were such a beer man.

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