Well, this test kinda says I am one.
| Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You’re 148 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (139). |
| All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. |
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| Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid |
God… I have a perfect “liquor” score. Maybe my family’s right to doubt that I don’t constantly drink while conscious. Oh, well. Thanks to Jason Y for the quiz. I didn’t know you were such a beer man.

Go update , Bacardi.