Just finished reading Cryptonomicon. I suppose I should throw up an update about yesterday.
Woke up at 5:15. Gave Peggy a wake-up call. She wanted another fifteen minutes of sleep, so I took a shower and called her again. Got ready, had breakfast, watched the news for a little bit because I was ahead of schedule. Took off like a bolt when it was time, leaving my bottle of Gatorade on the kitchen counter.
Picked up Emily and Drew and headed to Old Sac. Will Oh and Peggy showed up basically at the same time. Kristen gave me an overview of the plan and took Richard and me around to show us the different places we’d be doing stuff. Back to the main location. We spent the majority of the morning setting up tents; first our own, then helping vendors out. After that, it was time for the final push on duck sales. I dressed up in the duck costume again.
Randy, Erin, and Alan showed up at 11. Randy took over the costume for me, so that Richard, Alan, and I could go load up the tractors with the rubber duckies. Those things were monsters. We actually finished way before the scheduled start of the race, so we went to the Subway around the corner for lunch and to kill some time in AC.
The actual dumping was awesome. The tractors went up on the bridge and we blocked traffic for days. Stupid people wouldn’t listen to us about turning around. A NEWS 10 camera crew was there, and they interviewed the drivers, but not us. Damn! I wanted to plug APhiO on TV.
We were standing right in front of the tractors when we finally got the signal to start the race, so it was like a curtain of yellow dropping before our eyes.
Then we had to high-tail it over to the end location. Quote comes as we were going back to the truck to drive over.
“Hey, what were you guys doing on the bridge?”
- Guy in a car waiting to go across.
“We were dumping ducks into the river.”
- Richard.
“Oh, OK.”
- Guy.
I guess that made perfect sense to him.
Oh, and there was this other guy that made me laugh. He was in some rebuilt Ford muscle car that I didn’t recognize towards the end of the line of cars waiting to cross the bridge. I guess he got impatient, so he revved up, laid down a solid patch of rubber, and illegally went over the double yellow line and tried to get onto the bridge in the opposing traffic’s lane. Except he didn’t count on two huge tractors to be coming down on that side, so he had to stop in a hurry and reverse all the way to the end of the line, seeing as the cars behind him had moved forward after he left the line.
So the work at the end location was by far the most physically demanding part of the project. After the ducks finished the race, they had to be put back into the crates, and said crates had to humped up a long and winding ramp from the river up to the truck.
Oh, to back-pedal a little in the story… the ducks were supposed to take about ten to fifteen minutes to get to the finish line. It took them maybe five. And they wouldn’t go to the side to be collected correctly. And many of them crossed the finish line and kept going, so everyone with a boat on the river chased after them with nets to get every last one of them all back.
Back to the main location and packed up the tents and stuff. That was nothing compared to the work we had just done. Then Special Olympics was really nice and treated us all to Joe’s Crab Shack. I didn’t want to accept, but it was impossible to say no. At that point, I wasn’t even hungry, though. I just downed cup after cup of lemonade. And then other people over-ordered and shoved food onto me. I felt like I was eating at home home again; always with the garbage disposal routine.
Anyways, back to Davis after that. The swimming plans fell through, so I just showered and passed out.
Hmm… what to do now that I can’t distract myself with that book?
Mmm… Free greasy food…