Nazi Girlfriend

Sup­posed to be “fix­ing” my aunt’s com­puter right now before I take off tomor­row morn­ing, but since I’m wait­ing for some files to down­load, I guess I’ll put up another post.

Woke up around 8 AM on Tues­day. I wrote some poten­tial quotes down on a paper pad so I wouldn’t for­get them by the time I got to a com­puter with inter­net access again. (My sis­ter con­sid­ers this the essence of nerdi­ness and gives me a hard time about it, so con­sider your­selves privledged to be get­ting this gold! :) ) Watched Three Stooges, Seven Days, and Goonies. Man, Spike TV sure has some good stuff on in the morn­ings. Cau Dung came home from work at around 11, and Anh Bi got up and show­ered while I packed my back­pack with a change of clothes, just in case I get stuck at some­one else’s house again instead of going back to Cau Dung’s place.

Cau Dung took the two of us to “The Tav­ern,” a local bar that is famous for its wall-​eye. The fish was good, if a bit lack­ing in quan­tity, but whatever.

Dropped by Ong Ba Ngoai’s old place after that, and dad was already there and wait­ing for us. He had already done most of the prep for paint­ing, so I fin­ished up tap­ing up the place as Cau Dung took him to Home Depot to buy paint. Anh Bi pulled all the nails out of the wall and spack­led. My dad got back with the last of the sup­plies, so Anh Bi and I rollered every wall, and my dad went after us with a brush to do some of the detail and touch-​up work.

We ended up fin­ish­ing a lot sooner than expected, so Ong Ba Ngoai came and picked us up and took us back to their new place. Along with more of their end­less boxes of stuff. Quote comes from the drive back to their new place -

Don’t you think I’m so lucky to have a co-​pilot help­ing me?”

- Ong Ngoai to Anh Bi and me because Ba Ngoai was con­stantly back-​seat dri­ving (from the pas­sen­ger seat) for the four blocks from the old place to the new place.

Oh yeah, it makes me sad that I don’t have a girl­friend to do the same for me.”

- Anh Bi.

I’m not sure if Ong Ngoai was being sar­cas­tic or not, because it’s harder for me to tell in Viet. But I’m going to assume it was. Ba Ngoai didn’t seem to notice, though. She just kept telling him to brake, gas, and signal.

Cau Dung came over after he got off work and we had bun bo hue (not home-​made, though, it was from some local Viet restau­rant, and a bit sub-​par.) The mov­ing crew was still pretty hun­gry, so some uncles went to a place around the cor­ner called Man­darin Kitchen, and brought some Chi­nese to-​go back to the house, and we ate our fill.

Went back to Cau Dung’s house after that and watched Curb your Enthu­si­asm. It’s a show on HBO about the life of Larry David, one of the cre­ators of Sein­field, and feels a bit like a Sein­field rip-​off. It’s very funny, except for the parts that are so awk­ward they make me cringe more than laugh. Also got owned at Scrab­ble. I thought all the Literati I’ve been play­ing lately would be good train­ing for me, but it’s just dif­fer­ent enough to screw me.

Since Di Phuong was over to help Natalie make phở, Anh Bi and I split the Love Sac. Boy, that sounds awk­ward. Actu­ally, it was a Corda-​Roy, a big bean-​bag chai that con­verts into a queen-​size bed. I passed out extremely early (around 12:30), because the next day we would be help­ing Cau Minh move into his house, so I wanted to be sure I was well-​rested.

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