Super Nothing

POW! I just got back from watch­ing Bat­man Begins!

I enjoyed the movie a lot. Def­i­nitely bet­ter than any­thing since Bur­ton was at the helm. Pos­si­bly the best sil­ver screen ver­sion of the Dark Knight yet.

I do have a few com­plaints, as a loyal fan­boy of the fran­chise. One film critic wrote,

And now a sim­ple appraisal for the fan­boys: Darkity-​darkity dark-​dark-​dark! Happy now? You should be!”

But no, I’m not. Not com­pletely. Read on if you wish to learn why. Be warned, though, I do give away plot items!

I’m not happy because the movie por­trays the younger Bruce Wayne as a stu­pid, lost lit­tle bitch. While I will give props to writer Goyer for FINALLY get­ting the killer right (Thomas and Martha Wayne were killed by a com­mon thug by the name of Joe Chill, not by the supervil­lain du jour!), hav­ing him caught and killed was a bad call. After his par­ents are killed, Bruce gets the drive to become Bat­man because the killer was never brought to jus­tice. He knows exactly what he wants to do and goes after it with every­thing he’s got. He def­i­nitely doesn’t have the time to flunk out of Prince­ton or get caught in a Chi­nese prison.

Along those lines, Bruce trav­elled the world to study every­thing there was to learn under the best of what­ever it was. He cer­tainly didn’t get all his train­ing at one ninja com­pound run by Ra’s Al Ghul. Just like how he didn’t all his toys in-​house at WayneTech. The movie made it seem like Bruce is a dum­b­ass with a good body and a heart of gold. He’s got a freak­ing brain! There’s a rea­son he’s referred as “the Detec­tive.” He can solve his own prob­lems, with­out run­ning to Lucius for help.

Oh, and the movie, as with all super­hero movies, makes a big point of con­trast­ing his dual per­sonas. But Bruce was ready and will­ing sev­eral times to throw his civil­ian life away for the sake of being Bat­man in this movie. The real Bat­man knows that using Bruce as his dis­guise is vitally impor­tant, and was very care­ful to keep any­one from find­ing out what he was doing. At the end of the movie, at least four peo­ple know who he is. I’d sus­pect sev­eral more.

Finally, and most impor­tantly… Bat­man is never will­ing to except casu­al­ties. In the final bat­tle with Ra’s, he has the line,

I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.”

That made me want to jump up in the mid­dle of the the­ater and shout, “What the fuck?!” The real Bat­man would have saved Ra’s and brought him to prison/​Arkham. The rea­son Bat­man is so freak­ing awe­some to me (my all-​time favorite super­hero!) is that he bal­ances on the razor’s edge of dark­ness. He has to be SO bad-​ass that he (as a mere mor­tal) can take down the worst of the worst (and their legions of hench­men), but still good enough to never, EVER take a life. That is the only thing that sep­a­rates him from the bad­dies. And that is why he is so much cooler than Super­man, or any other hero.

I have some minor gripes, too, but those four big ones almost ruined things for me. Still very much worth see­ing, though! Like I said before, pos­si­bly the best Bat­man movie yet. (I don’t have a very high opin­ion of the non-​Burton ones, and it’s just about even with the orig­i­nal.) But don’t take my word for it. See the movie your­self, and tell me what you think. I’d prob­a­bly be down to see it with you if you like. Gotta sup­port Batman!

(Oh and did you hear? Chris­t­ian Bale is going to be doing at least one sequel. And he wants “Bat­man” sex.)

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  1. TerraForever

    I have to agree on those com­plaints. Bruce Wayne knew exactly what he was get­ting into the moment he set out to be Bat­man even if he didn’t know at the time he would be Bat­man as we know him. How­ever, I have to say, it couldn’t be TOO dark — it is after all aimed at chil­dren as well as adults. And although he did get his train­ing from other places, that might have been too much to film…? It’s eas­ier to have one main setting…?

    He is a bit too lost, but I don’t mind because it’s a dif­fer­ent ver­sion of him but not alto­gether com­pletely inac­cu­rate. Just a dif­fer­ent way of grow­ing up I guess. And Rachel was very accu­rate that Bruce Wayne was a mask. If you think about it, Bat­man was Bruce for a while… it took a few things (ie Robin II’s death, other people’s deaths, Bane, the recent plot where Bruce was thought to be a mur­derer, etc) that really sucked Bruce out of Bat­man. Bruce was def­i­nitely less of a shell when he started out than he is now.

    Btw, Liam Nee­son really is Ducard and Not Ra’s although that’s what Bruce calls him in the end. . The kid they showed as Ra’s is prob­a­bly Ra’s but after he went through his Lazarus Pit thingy. (Poor Ken Watan­abe! He needed a big­ger role! He makes a good Ra’s) But he totally should have shoved him out of the train or some­thing… that was really bizarre… but you know con­sid­er­ing how Ducard is…well… Ducard I doubt he’s dead any­way, despite the huge explosion.

    I’m all for watch­ing it mul­ti­ple times faults and all — I still

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