So as you should all know, Assassins has started again. It’s not the online version, because Chris is running it again. I was going to run it, but I was trying to make fair and balanced rules for Team Assassins that could still be easily implemented in website form. That didn’t happen in time, so Chris stepped in and brought back the old school style.
The first night of Assassins, I beat my old record for kills, already. So basically I can die relatively happy at any time now. I’m pretty surprised no one has gone after me yet. And I’m not being particularly aggressive about my target, either. So if I kill you, you’re just unlucky for showing up in front of me unprotected.
If I cared enough to invest in Assassins, I would definitely spring for this. And maybe this. Does anyone remember the old Tyco R/C car called Python? It was a monster truck design where if you hit a button on the remote, a snake’s head would pop up, and then it could squirt water from the mouth. I used to have one of those! It was awesome… Played with that thing so much the “head” part eventually snapped off. 
Last time I was at the Takemori compound, Chris said he might give a reward for anyone who could figure out his targeting system, because it’s not a straightforward kill circle anymore, and it’s not random targets, either. From what I’ve seen, he has three interconnected rings, and there’s somehow a matrix using people’s phone numbers involved. I’m not sure if it’s to find new targets, or was only for the original placement within the rings. Anyone want to help me crack the code? I’ve got a little bit of groundwork laid out already. 
… Please bear in mind, though — it might anger Chris if we do crack it. And you wouldn’t want to see him when he’s angry. Personally, like I said before, I don’t particularly mind dying, so I’m down if you are. 
Oh, and to whoever wins Fellowship for next term… I think I can have Team Assassins ready over the summer. 
Wow, you can actually kinda figure out his target thing? I wouldn’t even know where to start, considering Chris’s crazy schemes and ideas…