Time for a post about yesterday. But I wanna plug a song I just heard on 97X… “Laika — Badtimes.” Such a geeky song! 
So yeah… woke up yesterday at 5:30 with the taste of LC in my mouth still. That was pleasant. Oh, I woke up early to register for Summer Session classes, if you’re wondering why 5:30. Gives me enough time to make sure everything works as it should. Good thing I did, because I had to go set-up my UCD Kerberos log-in again. So 6 AM rolled around and everyone and their mother was up and online to register. Except I couldn’t because of some kinda error about my student status. A lot of other people had issues, too. I just talked with folks for a while. My IC Pen Pal’s profile amused me very much…
“AM I DRUNK|?
: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT”
- Someone.
“lol”
- Kristen (my IC Pen Pal).
“IM NOT SRTUDNKR)R
FUCLK I WANTCANTPT TYPE”
- Someone.
And she signed it at the bottom, “hahaha.… playa pleeeeeeeeeeease”
Decided that SISWEB was a waste of time, so I took a nap. That ended up being for about four hours. Woke up around 11. Got ready and went to BComm for card-making madness again. Except we were lacking in supplies, so Peggy and I just watched TV for a while. I haven’t seen Blue’s Clues in forever. Then we picked up Drew and went to Walmart. Got some construction paper, and back to Peggy’s we went. Made cards for Andrew, Josephine, and Will. Peggy and Drew signed a pad and gave it to me. And we signed the giant card for moms.
Chilled for a bit, and then I took Drew home and Peggy to campus. Chilled at CoHo, and Peggy got people to sign cards as Sophia and I went to pick up the flowers we ordered. They were kinda disappointing. Sorry, mommies.
Back to campus for the meeting. BComm was entertaining… we wrapped Peggy up in toilet paper and played “Monster Mash” as she came out as the “Birthday Mummy.” Andrew and Josephine got light scoops from her, but Will F got hella money, so Drew had Peggy scoop him into the wall. Oh, we tried to pass the card around for all the Toy kids to sign, and stupid West kids passed it to Mommy Tang! Presented them with the card, flowers, and gifts during announcements. They looked happy. As they should be, because they are the best mommies ever!
After the meeting, went to Jack-in-the-Box for MNR. Lot of elections talk there. Tried to solve my puzzle sphere toy thingie, but I couldn’t. The Chinese started devil-talking in front of me, even though I knew what the hell they were talking about, so there was no point.
Dropped off Peggy at her place and then went back to mine. Just chatted with some people online. Yesterday’s quote has to go to Amber for our AIM conversation (it actually starts with Amber and Drew’s comments on a previous post) -
“I am satisfied with my partner… but going with Jackie’s comment… I am pure and innocent until my wedding night, hahaha just look at my halo… And all you 10 finger players shut up! And to Drew who doesnt wanna know dirty things? I have a Japanese fiancée? need I say more? Porn is baaaaaaaad, and I really don’t know anyone who can last for 13 hours and if you can, WOW, because I don’t know any girl who could walk after that. And to Drew? I have watched porn before, my dormmate made me watch gay cowboy porn, SO THERE! Again I say porn is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, and you’re better off using your imagination?Wow you guys corrupt me.”
- Amber.
“I have gathered from my AIM conversation with Amber that she hates gay cowboys and their huge penises? What a homophobe Amber! Embrace the giant cowboy schlong!”
- Drew.
“I’m not a homophobe. I just dont think big cowboy penises are appealing.”
- Amber.
“So you’re a fan of the midget cowboy penis?”
- Me, just trying to clarify.
“Ew! I’m not a fan of any penis but Mowgli’s… not that I’ve seen it because I’m innocent until marriage.”
- Amber.
“Hahaha.”
- Me.
“Penises are so ugly. Why can’t you guys have something cute? At least they should be in different colors so it can hide the ugliness. I’d pick a purple one. Just not on a cowboy.”
- Amber.
“So you want a purple midget penis on a city-slicker?”
- Me.
“Ew! OK, I’m going to sleep.”
- Amber.
“Having nightmares of purple midget penises and gay cowboys… damn you Drew and Dinh… if I dream about it, I swear someone is getting a wake up call in the early morning
Porn is bad and so are cowboy penises!”
- Amber’s away message.
She didn’t deny it, so it’s gotta be true! That’s gotta be the weirdest fetish I’ve ever heard of, Amber. How did you ever get into something like that?!
Anyways, a bunch of people said happy birthday to me at midnight. And many of them said, “Let’s drink” or “Are you drunk yet?” Silly drunkards. Not like me. I didn’t have a sip yesterday. And I like the message mom left for me -
“Sleeping with a big smile on my face!”
- My away message.
“Sleeping with a smiel b/c you hare two two or b/c you had some happy drinks?”
- Mommy Tang.
Sounds like SOMEONE hit the happy juice last night, but it wasn’t me. Mom, you didn’t happen to message my IC Pen Pal the night before, did you?
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is amber aware that japanese people are horny? it’s been verbally confirmed by the takemori brothers and sara